Future Darwin Award Winner T-Shirt

It's not just about survival of the fittest individual - there's also the good of the species to consider. In other species, the size of a feather crown or color around the eyes signals fitness. Humans don't have obvious markings, which is why our Future Darwin Award Winner represents an evolution in t-shirt design. Wear it ironically and broadcast your commitment to improving the species by keeping bad genes out of the gene pool. It also makes a perfect gift to the unsuspecting.

Keep a few of the Darwin Award Winner t-shirts in your car. We have no doubt you'll come across people to hand them out to on your way across town.

T-shirt printed on 100% preshrunk cotton, black, Gildan Ultra Cotton T